Aspiring Actress

Wannabe Writer

Nerd



Likes:
Dogs, Cats, Elephants, Nerds, MLP, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Acting, Drawing, Writing, making banners and icons, video games, reading and of course, tumblring

Dislikes: spite, self-pitying people, ignorance, intolerance, war, boredom and seafood

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

(Source: bubbley-boo, via danguy96)

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270900
Posted
2 days ago
perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

(Source: mydickisthealpha, via yayiminvolved)

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53377
Posted
2 days ago

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

image

(via ichikun)

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94293
Posted
2 days ago

titcult:

ponies-n-things:

therighteousdude:

Graphs throughout your school career

the fact this many people relate to this is both hilarious and sad

have you ever been to high school

(via bourgeoismenagerie)

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392223
Posted
3 days ago
drunkjaegerpilot:

ghost-phage:

seinemajestat:


heyheyletsgo:
The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.

CAN’T NOT REBLOG

oh god can’t breathe 

I got really worried because I thought he was going to eat him for a second

drunkjaegerpilot:

ghost-phage:

seinemajestat:

heyheyletsgo:

The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.

CAN’T NOT REBLOG

oh god can’t breathe 

I got really worried because I thought he was going to eat him for a second

(via danguy96)

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92967
Posted
3 days ago
brunettegerard:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

i risked my life to see this stupid mango in the sky

brunettegerard:

rave-inmydreams:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

good god

i risked my life to see this stupid mango in the sky

(Source: brokendreamsandsadness, via afallowdoe)

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199105
Posted
3 days ago

panickyintheuk:

neekcreep:

manolowar:

Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]

THE SPIDER MAN ONE

absolutely not. no no no

(Source: ellievhall, via leviisacutelittleshit)

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211099
Posted
3 days ago

blackromney:

blackromney:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

(via dreamsaremyvoice)

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55956
Posted
3 days ago

cinematography porn - per episode [1/9]
↳ A Study In Pink

(Source: jimoriary, via perlockholmes)

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1785
Posted
3 days ago

wsswatson:

people who say that meta is “reading too far into it” have obviously never studied media because when i did we spent 4 hours lighting a golf ball in different ways to explore the different effects and connotations of various lighting techniques and i had to reshoot a scene of a final piece because there was an empty water bottle on the windowsill and my teacher said that it had to go because it signified resignation (glass COMPLETELY empty) which didn’t fit with the scene

(via squidkitten)

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8342
Posted
3 days ago

Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain. And soon they began to wonder: “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no… So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said: “I don’t believe Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then even the King began to wonder… But that wasn’t the end of Sir Boast-a-lot’s problems. No. That wasn’t the final problem. The End.

(Source: reichebach, via nobleamy)

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4795
Posted
4 days ago

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

(Source: dutchster, via honeydewdevil)

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189801
Posted
6 days ago
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